Hipster Hate LOLs
This piece of hate mail I got was too funny that I have to post it.
My little piece on last weeks Nightlife Townhall Meeting has caused quite the commotion and I received my VERY FIRST hate mail. The best part is this person must have stumbled upon my blog without knowing anything about me or who I am.
Just to clarify, my ancestors immigrated to America from Naples, Italy, and settled in Brooklyn. My father’s side settled right here in the good ole ‘Burg. I grew up in Queens- Woodhaven to be exact. My grandmother still lives in Williamsburg in the same house she lived in for 85 years – the same house my father and his brothers grew up in.
For those who have had the honor of meeting me, it is apparent I am not a hipster, unless hipsters are obsessed with Christian Louboutin shoes and shop at Pop. In 2010, I don’t even know what a hipster is – the word has been so overused that is has completely lost it’s meaning.
Anyways. Hate the Hate.
Punk Beater aka Dana3U of Williamburg says:
You whiny little hipster loser. Go back to Bumfuck, USA or wherever the hell your loser parents spawned a shit like you.
We were here when the better part of you was dripping down your mother’s leg. We handled the drug dealers, the muggers, the predatory landlords and the corrupt cops and survived, and made this the neighborhood you chose to think you could ruin.
We can handle pussies like you in a heart beat. Pussies who say cowardly things like: “I would rather walk through a crowd of drunk idiots than walk down a dark, desolate block.”
We made this the hip neighborhood wannabes want to reside in. The Brooklyn natives in Wburg hate your ilk as much as those in Lower Manhattan.
By Bumfuck USA, I guess she means 20 minutes down Metropolitan Ave. Shitiot. PS Thanks for all the traffic!
Omg. Wow. Can we slap a hoe? This biotch needs to be fixed. Damn. In a way it’s kind of fun to get hate mail! Werq!
Gotta love the haters. At least it was well written with great description. The funny thing is, whoever wrote this can obviously not “handle pussies like you” since they wasted so much time putting together this ridiculous diatribe of hate.
Dear Dana3U. Your shit’s pretty weak. Get a life and a map.
She wrote me back but it was clear she is actually illiterate. She didn’t understand anything I wrote – thinking I still live in Queens. I couldn’t even approve the comment because it was so unreadable.
This is the last thing she wrote. She’s so illiterate it irks me. I don’t live in Queens, I dont want to live in the LES, and I do not have any friends from the MidWest.
“Sorry, but there are not drunks spilling out of Frost when it shuts down at 9:30, Bamonte’s closes at 10 and the neighbors actually eat there, Cono’s doesn’t have jerks exiting yelling at the top of their lungs, do they?
That’s my Gpt. What’s yours?
You live in Queens? What awakens you from sleep? The birds chirping in the morning? Don’t make me laugh.
You love the LES so much? Move here. Put your money where your mouth is. Don;’t come to ruin my nabe and go back home to quiet Queens.
I grew up in Bklyn too, know Wburg/Gpt as well as you do, and the Natives think the hipster newbies are shits. Plain and simple. Shits. You know it, I know it! They cause rent increases, forcing out your relatives, push out mom&pop stores with their bars and latte/schmatte shops, are think they are self-entitled contributors to a city that doesn’t need them.
Btw, when you go to a family reunion do you refer to it as a Senior Citizens Convention ?
Show the same respect to others whose lives and neighborhood you ruin as you would expect them to show your grandmother. You want respect, earn it! Don’t demand it, like the rest of your whiny, nasal, midWest transplant compadres.”
Congrats K, you got your first hate mail, a sign that you have truly made it.